FORGETTING TO CANCEL A SUBSCRIPTION- I still subscribe to picmonkey.com, some portfolio site I forget the name of and probably 10 other Amazon subscriptions. And don’t get me started on the nightmare of cancelling subscriptions for my sons like Club Penguin and Wizard 101. It would have been easier to schedule dinner with the President.
FOR NOT GETTING THE JOB OR PROMOTION- It really sucks….no…It REALLY SUCKS…I get it. Start preparing for the next opportunity.
NOT GETTING TO THE GROCERY STORE ON THE WEEKENDS- Yeah it sucks but no one will go to therapy over it.
FORGETTING TO PUT THE TRASH OUT ON TRASH DAY- Because those ass holes are on my street at like 6:45 a.m.
FOR NOT BEING AT EVERY SINGLE FIELD TRIP AND PARTY YOUR KID HAS- If you attended all of them, what would the spastic, Pinterest-obsessed mother do with her free time? Drive around in her minivan? Um, no thank you that’s just one more vehicle with stick figures on it and I will not be a part of that.
FOR EATING WAY TOO MUCH AND/OR DRINKING WAY TOO MUCH- It happens….a lot.
FOR NOT EXERCISING- Someday I’m going to exercise again. I just need to get a little plumper to take my advice here.
FOR NOT FOLLOWING THROUGH ON SOMETHING- We aren’t robots. Again, shit happens.
FORGETTING TO GET THE NEW TOILET PAPER ROLL….ON YOUR 3RD TIME GOING DOWNSTAIRS- I do this all the time. I see a shiny object (aka something needs done) and forget why I come up.
FOR BEING LATE- You get a free pass if this is occasionally. If it’s all the time, fix it. Sorry, pet peeve.
FOR NOT USING THE WRITE VERSION OF A WORD- See what I did there? Of coarse you did.
FOR FALLING OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH- We all need breaks sometimes and we all have our reasons for doing it. I’m coming out of somewhat of a hiding over the past few weeks with family and friends. I just had drinks with my best friend last week. We hadn’t seen each other in a year and we live 30 minutes away! Just let the most important peeps in your life know you are o.k. (or not).
Ok, so there are my deep thoughts for the week. I am jetting now to pick up son #1 from soccer. Peace out.
All of these things times a million. A million.
Thanks for posting this. Made me smile soooo much. Still no comments board but now that I know where to go I will comment when I want to.
Ah, glad you liked it. I was having a hard time coming up with a post, simultaneously beating myself up for seeing an email saying something like, “you authorize a payment of 1 million dollars to picmonkey.com and I was so mad at myself for not cancelling when I said I would! Damn those comment problems!!