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4 Types of Moms I Can’t Stand

I’ve been a mom now for roughly 13 years and have run into all types of moms. My favorites? The ones that admit motherhood is tough (sucks) and admit they lose their shit sometimes. And that’s ok. They still love their kids beyond belief despite this revelation and I wrote about it here a while… Continue reading 4 Types of Moms I Can’t Stand

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The 5 Types of Drunks- Which Drunk Are You?

Today at work, my co-worker told me about her evening at a bar yesterday, with her gentleman caller. “This man wouldn’t leave D alone. He kept coming up and touching him. Then, a woman began to play with my hair.” “Shut up!” I said in disbelief. “I hate people like that. Did you even know… Continue reading The 5 Types of Drunks- Which Drunk Are You?

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7 Ways to be a Decent Human Being With Email

Because of the last 2 days, I feel 100% qualified to write about how to be a decent human being with emails. If emails are just today’s version of writing letters, then why are people so ignorant when sending them? How can someone make 6 figures, yet have the mannerisms of a 4-year-old with this… Continue reading 7 Ways to be a Decent Human Being With Email

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7 Ways To Be A Decent Human Being In The Restroom

“Because I’m puzzlin’, puzzlin’,” my husband is belting out as he puts together his 750 piece puzzle. “Oh my God. I’m going to totally make you a shirt that says that,” I say. “Or how ’bout, I didn’t choose the puzzle life, the puzzle life chose me?” No response. “By the way,” I say completely… Continue reading 7 Ways To Be A Decent Human Being In The Restroom

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How to be a Decent Human Being at Work

I had so much fun writing 8 way to be a Decent Human Being at the Grocery Store, I decided to do another and this time I’m discussing the office. I know I’m going to miss some but these have always been the rules I try to follow/avoid in the workplace. I’ve worked in several… Continue reading How to be a Decent Human Being at Work

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8 Ways to Be a Decent Human Being at the Grocery Store

I grocery shop every week. Sometimes I splurge and use the grocery store service where they shop for me but then everything is wrong, something is forgotten or I can’t pick up groceries till 8 PM at night. “Sorry boys, I know your used to dinner by 6:30 but try to wait till 9 PM… Continue reading 8 Ways to Be a Decent Human Being at the Grocery Store

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WordPress Daily Prompt-Bliss

Bliss When I was in my twenties, my bliss was grabbing a latte at Starbucks, taking a paycheck that should have been used on bills and buying my brains out. I worked at Express corporate and used the 40% discount to all their stores including Express, Limited and Victoria’s Secret. It was truly retail therapy.… Continue reading WordPress Daily Prompt-Bliss

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10 Symptoms of the Man Cold

This post is dedicated to my husband. I love you and you are king of the man colds. My husband has caught a cold, but not just any cold, the man cold. If you are unfamiliar with the man cold, it is on par with SARS, AIDS, stage 4 cancer and lastly the bubonic plague.… Continue reading 10 Symptoms of the Man Cold

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5 Tips to Surviving The Midwest

I took my 12-year-old to the bus stop at 6:40 and thought the same thing I’ve been thinking since I realized where my ancestors decided to settle down, ‘Why the fuck did you choose here? After jumping ship at Ellis, why didn’t you keep going West…..like to Los Angeles?’ All they had to do was… Continue reading 5 Tips to Surviving The Midwest

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10 Cubicle Faux Pas

I would like to meet the “father of cubicles”, and slap the shit out of him. What were they thinking? “You can collaborate more”……  “It gives the office a larger feel”…..  “Cubicles reduce cost”……..   Apparently, the original creator of cubicles and all successors, thought the entire, industrialized world is runned by deaf mutes. If I were… Continue reading 10 Cubicle Faux Pas

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