As my 7/11 year old become older (no, I didn’t birth a convenience store), their adorable lil’ chick or lil’ midget Yoda look, is being...
Tag: holidays
When someone gives me a thoughtless gift, it takes everything in me to be grateful and not be a complete ass hole. There are various...
As a child, I was always excited to attend an assembly for a school fundraiser. As a 10-year-old, the prizes were AMAZING! Sell $50, get...
Last year one night I was becoming increasingly frustrated that my boys did not find my Elf on the Shelf efforts good enough. “Why didn’t...
I have developed a severe aversion to the Elf on the Shelf. I wanted to know who I had to thank for this creepy looking...