Health · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Day 1 of Dieting

I promise you guys this, this will be the last time I mention a diet. This isn’t a fitness/health blog. I just find some funny in my views about it since I’m essentially dreading everything there is about a diet. Lunch Adjustment Now normally in the morning when I make my lunch, I layer on… Continue reading Day 1 of Dieting

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Health · Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

At What Point Do You Really Diet?

When is the point where you aren’t just saying you are dieting but actually begin to eat healthy and exercise? I’m talking about that moment you don’t think about exercising but actually start exercising and continue to do it…..consistently. When is the breaking point? My breaking point came twice in my life when 2 idiots… Continue reading At What Point Do You Really Diet?

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Health · Rants · Ridiculousness

Why Periods Are The Worst

Gentlemen, I am not trying to alienate you but considering 98% of you puke upon the mention of periods, just skip this post. Trust me. I’ll talk about bacon and boobs or something tomorrow. I’m beginning to realize that when menopause happens (I’m years away), it’s not going to be so bad. I mean, my… Continue reading Why Periods Are The Worst

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Customer Service · Kids · Soccer · Summer

Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

This post is a a bunch of miscellaneous so I apologize for the ADD like qualities of it. Look….a shiny squirl…… The Lump So as I wrote here, I have a gigantic, 1.5″ in diameter lump on the right side of the back of my head. The doctor (not my doctor as she was off… Continue reading Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

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Family · Health · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

I Ate My Twin In The Womb

Tuesday, on my commute home from work, I had a little itch on the right side of my lower scalp. I itched it like I normally would and felt something protruding from my head. “Wait, that’s not supposed to be there,” I said out loud. I continued to feel my head while gingerly surveying the… Continue reading I Ate My Twin In The Womb

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Getting to Know You · Health · Summer · Work

My Hot Mess Day

I don’t like to post about my day too often because I know you guys don’t give 2 shits about it and I’m ok with that. I had various health revelations today I’d like to share. I went to bed at 3 am last night because I couldn’t sleep. No idea why. I had a… Continue reading My Hot Mess Day

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Getting to Know You · Health · Ridiculousness

Unapologetic

I believe there is an art to being unapologetic. I am unapologetic about many things. Some have taken years to get to this point, others it’s been that way since day 1. “But Hot Mess, why do you have to say your unapologetic about these things?” I’ll tell you why, because some of the below… Continue reading Unapologetic

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Tips On How To Cheat Your Diet

I eat horribly. I LOVE to eat. Thankfully due to 2 medicines I take, my eyes are often bigger than my tummy, leaving me with a small appetite…sometimes. Let’s take Saturday for instance. If you are on Weight Watchers, look away as you won’t be able to unsee what I’m about to list: Here Is What… Continue reading Tips On How To Cheat Your Diet

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Holiday

How My Healthy Lifestyle Isn’t Going

I thought I was doing the “right” thing and announcing to the world, “I’m not going on a diet. I’m changing my lifestyle.” I vowed to take it extremely slow and not start out at an unrealistic pace. I have to be real though, it’s going about as well as Mariah Carey’s performance on New Years… Continue reading How My Healthy Lifestyle Isn’t Going

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