Dear Fruit Flies, Y’all are a bunch of ass holes. Little tiny ass holes! I have been patient since May and yet, you’re still here....
Tag: funny
My youngest son has the dental hygiene habits of a ferret. It’s not uncommon for him to go days without brushing his teeth. During school,...
So you guys liked the 10 Creepy Medieval Paintings so much, I thought we would take a stroll through another time period. I challenged myself...
So this evening, I wanted to put together a post about all the stupid shit people try to sell on Craig’s List. But no gentle...
I don’t know what brought this to mind, perhaps it was something on tv but I always thought to myself that much of medieval art...
Can you guys explain to me why I haven’t created an adult mad lib in almost 2 years? It’s my #2 blog post this quarter...
I went down the rabbit hole of the internet today, searching for news about the 7.1 earthquake in California. I think I was on CNN.com...
The homeowners association (or HOA) has pissed me, along with the majority of the neighbors off. Now, as a few of you recall, we had...
The type of person that goes on Naked and Afraid has got to be of the special type. Like not even really “hippie” but part...
As I sit here watching yet another ghost hunting show with my 10-year-old, I’m reminded how lame they are. Every single time we watch one...