As you know I’m on a diet but I absolutely love to eat. You should eat to live not live to eat! Pulleezee……..I live to eat not eat to live. Anyone that eats to live is either anorexic or in a 3rd world country. Why do you think we have such a weight problem? It’s… Continue reading Free Wieners
I know…I know….I’m a real ass hole for suggesting a Monday to be “great”. Usually, I’d rate Monday’s between soul-sucking, all the way up to “meh”. But no, seriously, today was a great Monday! I Don’t Believe the Scales So I hit the scales in my bathroom. As every Monday goes, I disrobe, take off… Continue reading One Great Monday!
It’s no secret, I’m always looking for the fountain of youth. Actually a fountain of youth under fifty bucks. So that budget essentially rules out Botox, Restylane, body augmentation, micro-sculpting of any sort, a personal trainer, and therapeutic massage. On Saturday, I tried this thing at the gym known as the Beauty Angel. It looks… Continue reading My Back Fat Is Jiggling!
Look I’ll be real, I haven’t exactly been the picture of health over the last few years. Fortunately, I take 2 medicines that are appetite inhibitors and it served me well the first few years but now this showdown is currently happening in my body: Metabolism: I’m getting weaker, I can no longer handle here… Continue reading Gym Review- Planet Fitness
As some of you may have read, I went to the doctor’s Monday where my doctor lovingly fooled me into believing I was pregnant. As part of the exam I had to get weighed in. I knew it was going to be bad, normally before the weigh-in I’m stripping off boots, chunky sweaters and anything… Continue reading An Assult on My Weight
When I drink, I would like to say I become braver, a bit bolder. Sometimes when I see a problem, I immediately swoop into action, ignoring the possible consequences. I’m only aware of what I’ve done when the next day, I awake to 1 or more of the following: I have 50+ likes on Facebook… Continue reading S***, I Joined Weight Watchers
Yep, that title pretty much sums it up. I exercised tonight and it sucked. I would like to think today is the first day of consistently working out but to put this in perspective for you, I haven’t worked out this much in 6 years. So to say I’m taking baby steps is an understatement… Continue reading I Exercised Tonight and it Sucked
When is the point where you aren’t just saying you are dieting but actually begin to eat healthy and exercise? I’m talking about that moment you don’t think about exercising but actually start exercising and continue to do it…..consistently. When is the breaking point? My breaking point came twice in my life when 2 idiots… Continue reading At What Point Do You Really Diet?
I thought I was doing the “right” thing and announcing to the world, “I’m not going on a diet. I’m changing my lifestyle.” I vowed to take it extremely slow and not start out at an unrealistic pace. I have to be real though, it’s going about as well as Mariah Carey’s performance on New Years… Continue reading How My Healthy Lifestyle Isn’t Going