Dear God (head down, pinching skin between my eyes, shaking it back and forth) if I get 1 more God damn Christmas newsletter, I am...
Tag: Christmas
Happy holidays everyone! I hope you are enjoying friends and family as we say goodbye to the armpit of years- 2016. I hope you received...
My sons and husband are currently watching the Buckeye/Michigan game. Watching football to me is on par with watching 4 hours of CSPAN. I don’t...
As I look over to see my 100 year old chihuahua shitting tiny little dollops of poo in 5 different places, I try to block...
I have never kept this a secret but I despise, nay, loathe, the elf on the shelf. When I first started blogging, I even posted...
I come down today from my 30 minute make-believe nap to discover the boys attempting to rip into their new drones. My husband went up...
Be honest, when you hear drone you think warfare or small villages being blown up? At least this was the zeitgeist a few years ago....
Why you shouldn't wait till the last minute to go Christmas shopping!
As a child, I was always excited to attend an assembly for a school fundraiser. As a 10-year-old, the prizes were AMAZING! Sell $50, get...
Last year one night I was becoming increasingly frustrated that my boys did not find my Elf on the Shelf efforts good enough. “Why didn’t...