Today is my birthday all! Hot Mess turns 42! I’d like to think I don’t look old but maybe I do? I feel like aging is like carrying all the clothing you just folded to everyone’s bedroom. You’re hell-bent on not dropping any because you only want to make 1 trip to each of their… Continue reading Today Is My Birthday!
Yesterday was a pretty laid back birthday. I even laid in bed and read about StumbleUpon, trying to figure it out. After I lost interest with StumbleUpon, I played 2 rounds of 7 Little Words. On round 2 though, I began to feel guilty for doing nothing. I decided after I solved STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHING… Continue reading Hot Mess and the BMV
I turn 41 today. Honestly I wish I was saying I’m turning 21 or 31 but I guess 41 will have to do. I told myself I would sleep in on my birthday, instead I got up at 7:52. About 5 minutes later, I heard my 9-year-old stirring. ‘Oh how adorable! He wants to be… Continue reading It’s My Birthday Today!
My sister’s birthday was February 1st but my sons and I didn’t get to celebrate with her till tonight. For the first time in the history of our adult birthdays, she had chosen a place to celebrate that wasn’t downtown or 20 miles away. She wanted to bowl but at a nice place. Ironic, right?… Continue reading My Sister’s Birthday
So here is part 1 and part 2 of my birthday evening with friends and relatives. As I left off, my sister and I were walking back to the hotel, very drunk but felt we needed to enter the territory of extremely drunk. My sister had become somewhat defensive, telling me she was going to smoke a… Continue reading 2 Drunk Sisters On My Birthday-Part 3- Drunk Damage
You can read Part 1 of 2 Drunk Sisters here. So S and I head on over to the French restaurant to my BFF already at the table. Everyone with the exception of E was late. A few minutes after 5, my cousin SS rolls in apologizing for how late she was. My 2 friends… Continue reading 2 Drunk Sisters On My Birthday-Part 2- Festivities
My birthday celebration was this past Saturday. I can finally write about it as my sister has apologized for the ending and I don’t want to slap her to another continent any longer. I don’t know how many posts this is going to take to get to the point where a thousand pieces of glass… Continue reading 2 Drunk Sisters On My Birthday-Part 1- Preparation
My sister posted this last night and I am over the moon with how awesome it is! It’s my 40th birthday party invite and it’s fantastic! The picture alone is amazing. I don’t even remember this picture but that’s me and I literally look like I’m saying, “what the fuck mom? What the fuck?” I… Continue reading Best Facebook Birthday Invite Ever!
Ok, I really don’t think this is a mid-life crisis happening. It’s just that I’m turning 40 in 3 weeks and there are things I’m concerned about. Yesterday I noticed my upper arms jiggling a little too much. I also noticed the botox has worn off that I got for free earlier this year. You… Continue reading I’m Almost 40, What The Hell?