Apparently while on vacation, I fell asleep on the sofa in my bathing suit. My husband and his friend thought it would be funny to take a picture of me asleep. It was NOT a glamour shot by any stretch. My teeth and lips were purple and I had my mouth cocked up. It was a wine induced coma and despite the flash going off, I didn’t wake up.
That’s when an idea hit me and oh my God it’s kept me busy and laughing for many hours today. As many of you know, I’m self-deprecating on my blog and I need to make fun of myself. The idea came from when I found an article about a woman who fell asleep in a mall. Some dude(s) thought it would be funny to place her in various scenes in her nocturnal state. Well with my very primitive knowledge of editing, I came up with the below. I hope you get a laugh because I definitely did!
I met Barack Obama and he’s so comfortable!
I will throat kick you into next Tuesday!
Hold my beer! I got this!
Can I lay on your dress? I’m really tired.
It’s the circle of life.
Someday my prince will awaken me!
I’m a Disney Fairy now.
I once performed with Cirque du Soleil
Your speech is super boring
Princess Purple Teeth of the Galactic Republic
Damn it! I took an Ambien too soon!
You know this isn’t going to end well, right?
Goal!!!
Because how could you turn away from this sexy minx?
And why did I name this the purple teeth club? Because that is what my husband’s friend calls us after we’ve all had red wine. I like that! I may have to get a wine glass that says P.T.C!
HAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant.
Yeah! I’m glad you liked it!!!
I LOVE the Viagra add, that is the best.
I have a thing for blue drinks, but of course my mouth, tongue and teeth turn blue whenever I drink them….it still hasn’t deterred me.
That was the last one and the hardest one to do. The lady was all sprawled out on the bed and I had to find a way to cover her up and put my mug in it’s place. And yes, stained teeth has not deterred me either.
Cannot stop laughing! Hilarious.
I’m so glad this made you laugh! I swear to God I could sit down and do this all damn day! I laughed and laughed at these pics.
HAHAHA! YAS!!! I love every bit of this.
Yippie! Thank you! I’m so glad you loved this!!
These are awesome!! Thanks for sharing!
And thank you for reading this! I had a blast making them! This was so much fun that my friend sent me a pic of her husband sleeping so I could do another round. Those won’t be published though, unless he authorizes is!
You’re too funny 😀
Thanks Simon! Had an absolute blast creating this!!
It looks like it, I’m sure Jabba appreciated you lol
At least he didn’t have that damn collar around my neck like Princess Leigh.
I didn’t think you would want that lol
Exactly!
You crack me up Angela!! 😀 Loved this!!
Thank you! The guys thought they were getting one over me when they took that picture and I’m like, “nope, I’m going to have fun with this.” If I had a nickel for everytime I was making fun of myself (old-school soccer wear, my “outdoors” look, all these pictures), I’d be a millionaire!
Too funny! ? pinned and shared x
Thank you!! Loved doing this post!
Omg this is brilliant!!!!
Thank you! Had a blast doing it!
Can I join PTC? Definitely have all prerequisites down to a fine art!! Made my afternoon Angela x
Ah, I’m so glad! You are already a member and didn’t even know it! Welcome sister! I should make shirts for all of us. Or at least a wine glass that says “Purple Teeth Club”! You should have saw when I was creating these pictures. My sons and husband were on the sofa watching soccer and every few minutes, I would just burst out laughing! See, I really don’t need entertainment because I am my own entertainment. LOL!
Now I like that idea – a bit like when the kids have their leavers hoodies with class of….on the back, ours could have Shiraz of…or Merlot of…. with all our names inside the year!! Truly international. I have devoted this week’s Monday Magic – Inspiring Blogs to BUYB and have shared your link! Claire x
Ah man! You are amazing!!! Thank you so much!!! And I ABSOLUTELY love that idea of class of. But I have a question. What happens in the Purple Teeth Club, does it stay in the Purple Teeth Club?
Of course!!
This is hilarious?
Thank you! I’m so glad you liked it! I had so much fun making it.
OMG!!! This is soooooo funny!!! Purple teeth club is that where you go if the Red Hat Society doesn’t want you?
I’m so glad you liked it! Your comment was marked as spam yet there is nothing spammy about your comment so sorry WordPress marked it as such! What is the Red Hat Society? I’ve heard of it.