I love when I go on a site that has compiled “the best of local blogs” or blah, blah, blah and the last post was circa 2014 for like 5 of the ones I click on.
I love that the owner(s) of these blogs from roughly 18 months ago attempted whimsical names such as Fairly Freckles or Beards and Beers or Mommy’s Musings. The sites are beautiful and the names charming but honestly the shit is so boring you want to punch a Cabbage Patch Kid.
They take “beautiful photography”. You want beautiful photography? Ok, here is mine. After my 7 yr old decided this morning, ‘what if I were to take the tooth that just fell out of my gums and hold it up to where it used to be over the sink to see what I look like in the mirror?”
After 3 youtube videos, 4 episodes of vomiting in my mouth and later him loosing the EXACT SAME TOOTH here’s another picture for you. He lost his tooth again. Pay no attention that this is actually the bottom of my chihuahua’s toilet as she pees in this hallway whenever her 14 year old bladder feels like it God damn it! So yeah, my blog isn’t the most visually appealing or the title isn’t “so ironic”, it’s just what makes me laugh and when necessary I need to bring it to you to make you laugh too.
P.S. I just left a $5 bill under his pillow but did not extract the tooth yet. Going to set another alarm to pick it up as he began to stir. I am bitch slapping whoever invented this psycho that supposedly picks up baby teeth and leaves money. Who started this STUPID idea and who will bring me their head?
No joke. How could someone start that stupid tooth fairy thing? The sneaking around at midnight to make sure a kid gets rewarded for losing a tooth. that guy needs to be punished.
My only conclusion is a charismatic crazy person in the dark ages with a tooth fetish? But like the elf on the shelf, it’s really not necessary.
I guess it is for someone, but that someone needs to find a hobby that doesn’t involve us giving money for teeth.
Right? How about I get a few cents every time I clip my nails or cut my hair? How bout’ them apples?
Or how about every time I make a witty post, someone leaves a couple of bucks under my pillow?
In down with that!
We would be filthy lower middle class!
One word for this post—HILARIOUS! Thanks for the laugh. G-uno
You rock! Thank you!!
You bring up a good point about how the whole tooth fairy thing got started. I’ve never really thought about it before, but you’re right – it’s totally creepy. I like your theory of a tooth fetish though 😉
It’s so weird and I only got a buck! But you know what is probably just as creepy and don’t judge, I keep their teeth in this jar thing. What the hell am I going to do with these teeth? Make a necklace? Perhaps Pinterest has some ideas?
Omg, please make some sort of art creation out of your kids’ teeth, and then blog about it. It’s both weird and fantastic. The world needs you to do this!
I think your right but I need to know your seriousness on this matter. Are you prepared to post this on your blog, should I go through with it? First thought, wind chime or earrings….just throwing out ideas here. OMG, this is insane.
Ok, I’ve only found 1 sick puppy on Pinterest and this isn’t too bad: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/195765915028566384/
That’s not bad. I’m definitely picturing more like jewelry or household decoration though haha
Or work of art that you would sit on your coffee table as a conversational piece?
Exactly! I can see you throwing a nice dinner party, and then informing everyone that the interesting art piece they’ve been admiring (and touching) is made of your kids’ teeth.