Occasionally, I get vivid, awkward dreams just like the rest of the human population. Sometimes, I remember the dreams and can actually write them out the next day. Here are 3 I had in one night. Teeny-Weeny Little Animals Teeny-weeny little animals, maybe the size of an inch, slowly inched their way across my carpet.… Continue reading 3 Horrible Dreams
At 41, my sons deem me old. I don’t feel old and I feel like I’m doing a whole hell of a lot better trying to take care of my skin with my 1,001 SPF and facial creams. I was going to start out saying that old people are weird given my last 2 encounters… Continue reading 2 Odd Fellas’
How much does poor communication cause issues in your life? Can you count on one hand or need 500 hands to count the number of times you’ve waited and waited for an answer, only to never get it or get what you deem the wrong one? How to be a Decent Human Being- Communicating Don’t… Continue reading How to be a Decent Human Being- Communicating
One thing I talk about often in my blog is my inability to be civil while hungry. If I say, “I’m hungry” to my family, it elicits no less than one “uh-oh” as they look around the room for the nearest escape route. If you kept me fed, I’m as happy as a little lark.… Continue reading The 5 Levels of Hangry
Let me preface this by saying I’m still on my diet. Wait, I’m going back on my diet, effective Sunday. I promise! But, I just inhaled 3 slices of Little Caesar’s pepperoni pizza in the back of my Corolla at soccer practice and it was magical! I made sure to park in the lot that… Continue reading What Are Your Food Quirks?
This is a longer than normal post so I did you guys a solid and read the post for you. If you’d like a break from reading, click here as I’ve read to you! I get debilitating foot cramps in my right foot. I’ve tried everything including a doctor, blood work. using pressure points, supplements,… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Podiatrist
As many of you know I joined Weight Watchers and I promise this isn’t going to turn into a diet blog. I’d slit my wrists before that happens. Anyway, it’s all comical to me and I like to bring you comedy. Morning Yesterday I had learned my lesson as I had blown 92% of my… Continue reading Day 2 of My Diet- I’m Not Dying Anymore
As you may or may not have read, I joined Weight Watchers a few nights ago and today I started eating like I’m on a diet. While eating lunch, I decided to log onto Weight Watchers and see how many points I’d be allowed for the day and enter my current caloric intake. I was… Continue reading Day 1 of Hunger- I’m Dying
When I drink, I would like to say I become braver, a bit bolder. Sometimes when I see a problem, I immediately swoop into action, ignoring the possible consequences. I’m only aware of what I’ve done when the next day, I awake to 1 or more of the following: I have 50+ likes on Facebook… Continue reading S***, I Joined Weight Watchers
Yours truly, Hot Mess, has quiet possibly the worst handwriting you will ever see. I am indeed a member of the ugly handwriting club and truthfully, if an ugly handwriting club was a thing, I’d be the high priestess. As a school girl, I envied pretty much every female classmates’ penmanship. Every one of them… Continue reading The Ugly Handwriting Club
