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Black Friday 2017

I’ve slacked big time. It’s 11:22 and I’ve been home for hours. What is wrong with me? It’s fuckin’ Black Friday and I’m typing this up. I should be elbowing a Somalian woman for a video game right now at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart, OMG! I didn’t even go to Wal-Mart. My Black Friday began around 9… Continue reading Black Friday 2017

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How I do Black Friday- Part 2

Ahhh, Black Friday, Black Friday, how do I love thee? Yes, I’m one of those crazies out there and yes, I am unapologetic about it. “I can’t do the crowds….” “I don’t like scavenging……” “I don’t like shopping…..” Are you an AMERI-CAN or an AMERI-CANT? Exactly! So I left off in the preparation of┬áBlack Friday.… Continue reading How I do Black Friday- Part 2

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How I Do Black Friday- Part 1

As I look over to see my 100 year old chihuahua shitting tiny little dollops of poo in 5 different places, I try to block it with the anticipation of what Friday is. Let’s cut to the chase, I fucking love Black Friday. If someone came to me and said I had a choice of… Continue reading How I Do Black Friday- Part 1

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