Ok folks, you get to make the most important decision of my life for 2017: WHICH FAUX TATTOO AM I BUYING? For those of you...
Tag: sons
When I was 8, I remember 4 people having to hold me down for a shot in my ass. So it should come to no surprise...
I’ve been shit on, puked on and lastly, peed on. My first experience was when I brought home my adorable newborn. Unbeknownst to me, apparently...
I wrote this last night, posting this morning. My sons fight like their lives depend on it. It’s as if you’ve combined the Bachelorette and...
About a month ago I received a letter home from my 8 year old’s teacher about a wax museum. Basically, each of the 21 kids...
Last night was awesome! I managed to score suite tickets for the second time in a week to see an OSU hockey game. I don’t...
There, I said it. I fucking hate you Disney World. You have created this world that most of us can’t afford and as a mother...
Ok so here is the deal: my oldest P had to pick a hero in his life. He chose my husband on the basis of...
So last week as I spent the 183rd day of school, reviewing my son’s homework he claimed he didn’t have, I came across this little...
As some of you may know we were in Cincinnati for soccer tournaments #3. Last week I was declared “da’ boss” by my husband and...