Ok, obviously I don’t think my children are ass holes. I love them more than life itself. If anything, I use ass holes as a term of endearment. All I’m saying is I cherish my evenings, to do as I wish which let’s be real, is blogging. This whole not going to school thing is… Continue reading When Do These A$$ Holes Go Back to School?
Well folks I didn’t do an April Fools this year. Why? Because my sons are expecting it and if they are expecting it, it’s not believable enough. It also didn’t help that April Fools falls on one of the most religious holidays of the year. I wondered if doing an April Fools joke (especially 1… Continue reading No April Fools This Year
Occasionally, schools will recognize that this isn’t 1955 and that indeed, many sets of parents work outside of the home. To account for this, they have some functions at the ass-crack of dawn. Today, my 9-year-old’s school had such a function called muffins with moms. We left the house at 6:40 a.m. just so we… Continue reading Muffins With Mom
Today I ordered Subway online and 15 minutes later I hopped in the car to go grab it. As I drove up to the street that leads out of our development, figures began to appear up ahead. Some were only 4′ while a couple must have been my height. 2 pulled something behind them. ‘OH…MY….GOD!’… Continue reading Daughters of Satan
This is what my husband jokingly says to our 12, almost 13-year-old. “You think you’re ready for the title?” So then they wrestle until P taps out and moves on. Later, P wrestles the 9-year-old C, until C taps out and then both move on. Aside from envisioning the worst possible scenario such as someone’s… Continue reading You Think You’re Ready For the Title?
This post is exactly what the title says, a rage post. Its 9:20 in the morning and this is what I’m looking at, 40 minutes before my son’s soccer game starts. It all started when my husband and I disagreed this morning about if it’s okay to leave a nine-year-old home alone. He thinks it’s… Continue reading Rage Post- You Don’t Watch My Soccer Practices
I am a mom of 2 boys (9 and almost 13). Parenting has become so much easier. Occasionally however, I come across a mom (I have yet to have a father ever say this) who I’d like to refer to as batshit crazy. Why? Because they say dumb things like this: “Don’t you just miss… Continue reading 6 Reasons the Baby Years Can Suck It
Yep, that title pretty much sums it up. I exercised tonight and it sucked. I would like to think today is the first day of consistently working out but to put this in perspective for you, I haven’t worked out this much in 6 years. So to say I’m taking baby steps is an understatement… Continue reading I Exercised Tonight and it Sucked
As many of you know, my husband and I are kid free till tomorrow night. Our wild shenanigans have involved watching tv on the sofa, eating Chipotle on Valentine’s Day and pretending to forget, how to run the dishwasher….. “Look at all the pretty buttons!” I exclaim in my best bimbo voice. “I hope this… Continue reading What I Found in My Sons’ Rooms
My in-laws bought plane tickets for my sons to visit them in Florida. They live down there for the first 2.5 months of the year. Though I miss my sons, suddenly I become as giddy as a 23-year-old with little to no responsibility. Exchanges between my husband and I went something like this….. “We’re gonna… Continue reading Kidless Till Sunday