*VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!!! I occasionally have a weak stomach. I’m not the type to vomit upon seeing something gross or become physically ill. What does happen is I immediately lose my appetite. I guess this is a good thing as I eat less. Last night as I sipped a glass of Cabernet in bed, vowing… Continue reading Do You Have a Weak Stomach?*
I’m done having a dog. I really am. Had 24-year-old me seen what 40-year-old me would have to do with my Chihuahua now; the adorableness of carrying a little dog in a pink purse would have lost its allure real fast. There have been times when Chichi’s baths have left me heaving while my eyes… Continue reading Chichi, You’re Making Me Want to Puke
Sure, it’s a little cliche and Disney-ish, naming this post Dog With A Blog, but it kinda fits. Guess what ass holes? It’s me, Hot Mess’s Chihuahua- Chichi Barbados. I’ve hijacked her blog and it’s a no holds barred confession of how I get revenge on her for having not 1 but 2 children. Gone… Continue reading Dog With A Blog
I don’t know if I’m about to start my period but I want to whine a little so grab your cheese and let’s do this! Warning: if you are a pet lover, do not read this. You will hate me. I am convinced that if a nuclear fallout occurs there will be 3 things left… Continue reading My Dog Is Slowly Killing Me
I’m going to be real, the rest of this article is really horrible and disgusting. You’ve been warned. In 2002 I graduated from The Ohio State University with a degree in Fashion Merchandising. Sure, I probably had the lowest GPA walking across the stage but you know what? We’re all walking walking away with the… Continue reading My Dog Is Killing Me Slowly
This is how I sometimes rinse my dishes off before the dishwasher. This was a salad and Chichi is in Heaven. Everyone wins!
I’m writing this post thanks to my neighbor from across the street who declared they didn’t celebrate Christmas last year because one of their 3 golden retrievers died 6 months before that. They have decided to have a Christmas this year because Chester (new puppy) deserves it and is her fur baby. If I hear 1… Continue reading Fur Babies Are Not A Thing