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The Therapy Dog That Shunned Me

When you go to the grocery store, you pretty get all walks of life. I mean, there aren’t some humans that eat and some that don’t (except Angelina Jolie). We all have to eat thus we need to go grocery shopping. Yesterday was no different, I began on the right of the dry goods and… Continue reading The Therapy Dog That Shunned Me

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

4 Pets I Wish I Could Have

After Chichi died this spring (God rest her fur ball soul), I haven’t thought about getting another dog. Yet every week someone asks me, “have you thought about getting another dog?” I don’t have to think about it as the answer is a BIG FAT NO. And if I or any family member gets the… Continue reading 4 Pets I Wish I Could Have

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Blogging · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

A Mystery is Solved

You guys, I’m so excited I can’t wait to tell you! So….so excited! It’s like Christmas in August for me and Hot Mess Memoir. So what happened? What has me typing furiously on my laptop on the side of the soccer fields? A doggie! “Hot Mess, wtf? Did you get another doggie?” Look, if we… Continue reading A Mystery is Solved

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Family · Health · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Do You Have a Weak Stomach?*

*VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!!! I occasionally have a weak stomach. I’m not the type to vomit upon seeing something gross or become physically ill. What does happen is I immediately lose my appetite. I guess this is a good thing as I eat less. Last night as I sipped a glass of Cabernet in bed, vowing… Continue reading Do You Have a Weak Stomach?*

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Family · Getting to Know You · Super Hot Mess

Chichi, You’re Making Me Want to Puke

I’m done having a dog. I really am. Had 24-year-old me seen what 40-year-old me would have to do with my Chihuahua now; the adorableness of carrying a little dog in a pink purse would have lost its allure real fast. There have been times when Chichi’s baths have left me heaving while my eyes… Continue reading Chichi, You’re Making Me Want to Puke

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Blogging · Family · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Dog With A Blog

Sure, it’s a little cliche and Disney-ish, naming this post Dog With A Blog, but it kinda fits. Guess what ass holes? It’s me, Hot Mess’s Chihuahua- Chichi Barbados. I’ve hijacked her blog and it’s a no holds barred confession of how I get revenge on her for having not 1 but 2 children. Gone… Continue reading Dog With A Blog

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Family · Rants · Ridiculousness

My Dog Is Slowly Killing Me

I don’t know if I’m about to start my period but I want to whine a little so grab your cheese and let’s do this! Warning: if you are a pet lover, do not read this. You will hate me. I am convinced that if a nuclear fallout occurs there will be 3 things left… Continue reading My Dog Is Slowly Killing Me

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness

My Dog Is Killing Me Slowly

I’m going to be real, the rest of this article is really horrible and disgusting. You’ve been warned. In 2002 I graduated from The Ohio State University with a degree in Fashion Merchandising. Sure, I probably had the lowest GPA walking across the stage but you know what? We’re all walking walking away with the… Continue reading My Dog Is Killing Me Slowly

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