If you haven’t read it yet and you want the back story of how I got myself into this debacle, read here: My Call From The...
Tag: parenting
Hello hot messes! How are you? I’m on glass #1, sitting by the fireplace in a red velvet jacket smoking a pipe. JK, I’m in...
Ok folks, you get to make the most important decision of my life for 2017: WHICH FAUX TATTOO AM I BUYING? For those of you...
When the idea came to me I was so giddy I could practically spit glitter. That was 8 hours ago. Now the ideas are flowing...
When I was 8, I remember 4 people having to hold me down for a shot in my ass. So it should come to no surprise...
I’ve been shit on, puked on and lastly, peed on. My first experience was when I brought home my adorable newborn. Unbeknownst to me, apparently...
I wrote this last night, posting this morning. My sons fight like their lives depend on it. It’s as if you’ve combined the Bachelorette and...
About a month ago I received a letter home from my 8 year old’s teacher about a wax museum. Basically, each of the 21 kids...
My sister’s birthday was February 1st but my sons and I didn’t get to celebrate with her till tonight. For the first time in the...
I am watching 4 kids today and I don’t want it to end with my typical “I want to slit my wrists” response. I am...