Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

10 Reasons Why Winter Isn’t So Bad

Two weeks ago, I wrote about why January is the armpit of the year, because it is. I hate January and it’s my least favorite month, followed by February. Yesterday, as I was finally shaving my sasquatch-like legs, I realized that there are some positives to winter. Sure, if God came down and said I… Continue reading 10 Reasons Why Winter Isn’t So Bad

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Family · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess’s 10 Steps for Preparing for Snowpocolypse

With the exception of living in NYC for 3 months, I’ve lived in Ohio all my life. But still, at the age of 42, I’d being lieing if I didn’t say the first real snow storm of the season, doesn’t evoke a sense of “gotta get it done before” mentality. Today, snowpocolypse was to begin… Continue reading Hot Mess’s 10 Steps for Preparing for Snowpocolypse

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Rants · Ridiculousness

10 Reasons Why January is the Armpit of the Year

I hate January so much it’s not even funny. I’ve tried to be positive about the month, tryin’ to find the positive about it but you know what? There isn’t anything good about January. Now mind you, I’m talking about January in Ohio, not Southern California or Florida. So if you live in any of… Continue reading 10 Reasons Why January is the Armpit of the Year

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Blogging · Family · Parenting

5 Year Notice- I’ve Had It With this Weather

I gave my 5 year notice yesterday at work. No one took it seriously and I don’t blame them. The most notice one usually gives is 2 weeks. I feel as if I’m doing the respectable thing and giving them more than enough time to find my replacement. See, Mother Nature is being a real… Continue reading 5 Year Notice- I’ve Had It With this Weather

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Kids · Parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Mother Nature is a Real A** Hole Today

I’m really trying to have a positive attitude here about coming back to Ohio from California but Mother Nature is being a real ass hole. We have 2 soccer games today. One at 2:30 then at 6. So we will be spending the majority of our time outside today. Unfortunately, I’ll be wearing my rain… Continue reading Mother Nature is a Real A** Hole Today

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Hot Mess Has a Snow Day!

Ok, more like my children have a snow day from school. Nay, my children have a cold day (I’ll get to that in a sec) but for once, I get to stay home with them! I have very limited days off so it’s always my husband or it’s always my in-laws staying home with them.… Continue reading Hot Mess Has a Snow Day!

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Getting to Know You

Ohio, Cold as F***

Look, I know cold weather happens in January and I know the level of cold we are to endure but this is RIDICULOUS! It’s 3 degrees right now. For the majority of the world that goes by celsius, I converted 3 degrees to celsius and that’s -16.11. Does that make sense why I’m flipping out?… Continue reading Ohio, Cold as F***

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants · Soccer

Well Played Mother Nature….Well Played

We are home after a grueling 4.5 hour drive from outside of Detroit to Columbus. Normally it should have taken 3.5 hours but thanks to Mother Nature, I can now put this trip in the top 5 worst driving experiences. We were there for 2 soccer games. Yes we had to drive a combined total… Continue reading Well Played Mother Nature….Well Played

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Getting to Know You · Parenting · Pop Culture

5 Tips to Surviving The Midwest

I took my 12-year-old to the bus stop at 6:40 and thought the same thing I’ve been thinking since I realized where my ancestors decided to settle down, ‘Why the fuck did you choose here? After jumping ship at Ellis, why didn’t you keep going West…..like to Los Angeles?’ All they had to do was… Continue reading 5 Tips to Surviving The Midwest

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Super Hot Mess

My Sister’s Birthday

My sister’s birthday was February 1st but my sons and I didn’t get to celebrate with her till tonight. For the first time in the history of our adult birthdays, she had chosen a place to celebrate that wasn’t downtown or 20 miles away. She wanted to bowl but at a nice place. Ironic, right?… Continue reading My Sister’s Birthday

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