I am so annoyed right now and this is going to be a complete whine fest. Nothing is working and everyone won’t go to sleep....
Tag: kids
Sooo….my family and I had our Skype interview tonight to be on the Gordon Ramsay show and it went REALLY well. It ended with her...
I was in middle school in the 80’s. They still had spanking, teacher smoke breaks and teachers who would yell at you till you were...
Hello hot messes! How are you? I’m on glass #1, sitting by the fireplace in a red velvet jacket smoking a pipe. JK, I’m in...
When I was 8, I remember 4 people having to hold me down for a shot in my ass. So it should come to no surprise...
I’ve been shit on, puked on and lastly, peed on. My first experience was when I brought home my adorable newborn. Unbeknownst to me, apparently...
About a month ago I received a letter home from my 8 year old’s teacher about a wax museum. Basically, each of the 21 kids...
My sister’s birthday was February 1st but my sons and I didn’t get to celebrate with her till tonight. For the first time in the...
I am watching 4 kids today and I don’t want it to end with my typical “I want to slit my wrists” response. I am...
I took several pics last week that I found pretty funny so I thought I would share them with you. Enjoy! Ok, I go through my son’s...