My back aches, I have about 3 new bruises, 2 scrapes and I’ve been stabbed by a wood nail in my pinky toe. I smell...
Tag: kids
It’s quiet here, about 11:30 pm in Ohio. I am reflecting on the day. Though it’s Monday, my house looks like a frat party just...
As I type this my 8-year-old is working on snack #1. He’ll probably end up tapping out at around 4 snacks this evening. My oldest,...
Now my son didn’t wake up Sunday and announce to family and friends, “I wish to be Tupac or Eminem.” No, he has simply requested,...
My son wants to earn enough money for a desktop computer which is roughly $300-$400. Good luck, I barely make enough to feed you guys...
My oldest wants to make money, nah…he wants to do nothing and make money. He’s really starting to piss me off too. Here is the...
When I play cards, I always envision the World Whatever Poker Tournament in Vegas, on ESPN at 2 am. Players have sunglasses on and usually...
For readers that don’t have kids but considering them, read this post and think very carefully if you want to skip sleep and alone time...
Yesterday’s post was about what will inevitably show up at any and all firework displays- the worst humans on Earth. These people will surround our...
My children have had their share of temper tantrums. I’ve tried to record a few of them and watch them every so often for...