As I look over to see my 100 year old chihuahua shitting tiny little dollops of poo in 5 different places, I try to block...
Tag: humor
I can barely type as my fingers feel like they have arthritis and my back is sore. I’m slowly coming off a home improvement rage....
In my mid 20’s I worked for Express as a New Store Coordinator, opening stores all around America. I was also considered the Grim Reaper...
I sit here tonight with a thick chocolate ring around my mouth. My youngest C, just went to bed after watching the worst remake to...
As my 7/11 year old become older (no, I didn’t birth a convenience store), their adorable lil’ chick or lil’ midget Yoda look, is being...
I just threw my new health insurance booklet across the room. Just hurled it. Our insurance is set to kick in 5 days from now....
My title pretty much says it all. Over the weekend we traveled with 9 sets of parents to an out of town tournament 1.5 hours...
So I found a new show that I’m liking right now: Younger and it’s on TVLand. It’s about a 41 year old woman who divorces...
Dear Galaxy Note 5, I hate you! I was prepared to upgrade to a better, newer you (as you promised) and this is the thanks...
This election is like going to the doctor’s office for flu like symptoms and being offered either a colonoscopy or a pap smear to diagnosis. Both...