Do you know there’s an actual website that counts the deaths and injuries that occur on Black Friday? Since 2006, they’ve given an overall total...
Tag: humor
Who invents prayers? I don’t mean the “please God, let last year be the last year I must hide the Elf on the Shelf” or...
It’s no secret, I’m always looking for the fountain of youth. Actually a fountain of youth under fifty bucks. So that budget essentially rules out...
Ladies and gents I have an announcement to make. In about a week, I will officially launch a store section on my blog. Something I...
Look I’ll be real, I haven’t exactly been the picture of health over the last few years. Fortunately, I take 2 medicines that are appetite...
As some of you may have read, I went to the doctor’s Monday where my doctor lovingly fooled me into believing I was pregnant. As...
Let me tell you, I absolutely love my doctor. She has been my doctor for probably over a decade now. I love her because she...
Sometimes, the lowest of low customer service is worth writing about. It can be so bad that it just leaves you shaking your head. Today...
*There’s an astronomical amount of F**** in this post for my adult meltdown so if your delicate ears can’t handle it, please stop reading. It’s...
Look, I’m tired of coming across these phony blogs that post their income statement online. Or sometimes, they claim to make $10k in the first...