For my birthday, I asked that as a family, we go to the theater to see Holmes and Watson. I have been dying to see...
Tag: humor
When I go through the self-checkout with wine, I love to see the date they enter for my birthday. As a baseline, I was born...
Today is my birthday all! Hot Mess turns 42! I’d like to think I don’t look old but maybe I do? I feel like aging...
I grocery shop either on Saturday or Sunday. When we are gone for long weekends because of soccer, I use a service offered by our...
Merry Christmas everyone! I’ve finally taken a break from my sweatshop to do what I love most and that is to write. I haven’t done...
About a month ago, I showed up at work with this little nugget of a wine glass: No…I didn’t bring wine to work, I just...
So how’s everyone’s Christmas shopping doing? I’m 90% done but as of this morning, I was only at 75%. Thank God for Amazon Prime, am...
I don’t care if I sound like an old curmudgeon but we need to talk about the state of rap music. I wouldn’t even call...
Is it just me or does every fuckin’ think go wrong or break at Christmas? Perhaps you’re a lucky one and December leaves you with...
About every Mother’s day (that’s Sunday, May 12th gentlemen. Don’t worry, you didn’t miss calling your mom), Mr. Coffee decides it’s a good time to...