Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

The Difference Between the 1st And 2nd Child

Admittedly, I have done a disservice to my oldest-P, by doing waayyyy more for him than I should have. My philosophy was that part of the way I show I love him is by making sure to cater to his every whim. Now he’s 12 and here is the conversation we just had yesterday morning….… Continue reading The Difference Between the 1st And 2nd Child

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Family · Super Hot Mess

Ill-Equipped to Power Wash My House

Last year I wrote a post about painting my mail box or lack thereof. A blind woman would have done a better job. I’m not handy and my husband isn’t either. So slowly, I feel like our house is turning into a dump and I need to do something about it. For starters, in the… Continue reading Ill-Equipped to Power Wash My House

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess · Vlog

Hot Mess & House Hunters International

“My wife and I are medieval impersonators. Our budget is $900,000.” A funny Pinterest meme? No. This was actually said. I shit you not! Once I saw the first “castle” (yes, I said castle) they would be touring, I immediately grabbed my phone, giddy with excitement, knowing this train wreck was about to unfold on… Continue reading Hot Mess & House Hunters International

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

A Hilarious Ikea Video

Considering I overslept by ummm…1.5 hours and left my makeup in my husband’s car…now 25 miles away I am having a fan-fucking-tastic day! I refuse to NOT post on a Monday and given my Ikea theme this week, I present to you an AMAZING video of 2 high people attempting to assemble Ikea furniture. This… Continue reading A Hilarious Ikea Video

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Customer Service · Parenting · Pop Culture

Ikea Has Bent Me Over

My back aches, I have about 3 new bruises, 2 scrapes and I’ve been stabbed by a wood nail in my pinky toe. I smell like the bottom of a trash can and this is only after almost completing my son’s bed: It’s going to be really cool because it does this: It pulls out… Continue reading Ikea Has Bent Me Over

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Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness · Summer

Neighbor Faux Pas

Over the past week when I actually walked my Chihuahua in lieu of letting her roam free with the mindset ‘if it were meant to be, she’ll come back’, I began to gather inspiration for this post. And the inspiration was tacky as fuck neighbors who really need to ask themselves, ‘is this really a… Continue reading Neighbor Faux Pas

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Family

4 Hours of Organizing

Ah organizing! Yesterday I finally did what I’ve been meaning to do for probably at least a year- organize our closet and armoires. I very much had a “fuck it” mentality and threw away so many things- duffle bags, clothes I haven’t worn in years, 6″ blue suede stilettos, an iPod, a cd player. Our… Continue reading 4 Hours of Organizing

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Family · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Goes To The Hardware Store

This isn’t a long post, just an observation I’ve made about hardware stores. Home Depot or Lowe’s don’t count as they never have enough people working and you can never seem to find someone to help you anyway. I’m talking about the small, old school hardware stores where the employees look like when they are… Continue reading Hot Mess Goes To The Hardware Store

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Family · First World Problems · Ridiculousness

Man Maid- Keepin’ It Awkward Since 2013

I awoke to my phone ringing at 6:10 a.m yesterday. It was the school district calling to inform us we were on yet another 2 hour delay, due to icy conditions. “Icy conditions? What the hell?” I grumbled under my breath then fell back on my pillow. Sleep threatened to take me back under till I… Continue reading Man Maid- Keepin’ It Awkward Since 2013

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Family · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Home Improvement

I can barely type as my fingers feel like they have arthritis and my back is sore. I’m slowly coming off a home improvement rage. I was so hopeful and bubbly this morning when I purchased my very own toolkit. I was excited to use it, knowing I would no longer have to go around our… Continue reading Hot Mess Home Improvement

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