It’s Christmas Even and I woke up in a panic. It was 6:30 a.m. and I don’t think I hadn’t hid the elf on the f’ing...
Tag: holidays
Let me first say, I feel like a failure ALL-THE-TIME. I feel like I’m never doing well enough as a parent or a wife. I...
I’ve slacked big time. It’s 11:22 and I’ve been home for hours. What is wrong with me? It’s fuckin’ Black Friday and I’m typing this...
Because I’m a spaz and overly excited for Black Friday, I have begun to think about what to ask for, for Christmas. Don’t get me...
Last night was beggar’s night for us. My youngest went as a shock trooper…..with a buckeye hat on. My oldest went as some creepy thing...
Dear God (head down, pinching skin between my eyes, shaking it back and forth) if I get 1 more God damn Christmas newsletter, I am...
Happy holidays everyone! I hope you are enjoying friends and family as we say goodbye to the armpit of years- 2016. I hope you received...
My sons and husband are currently watching the Buckeye/Michigan game. Watching football to me is on par with watching 4 hours of CSPAN. I don’t...
Ahhh, Black Friday, Black Friday, how do I love thee? Yes, I’m one of those crazies out there and yes, I am unapologetic about it....
As I look over to see my 100 year old chihuahua shitting tiny little dollops of poo in 5 different places, I try to block...