When you go on Etsy, the following question should appear before continuing: HAVE YOU HAD MORE THAN 3 DRINKS? Like weed, porn and alcohol websites,...
Tag: holiday
Are you guys as relieved as I am that Christmas is over? Now don’t get me wrong. I absolutely love Christmas. I love the lights,...
I’ve been attending black Friday since I was able to drive. The local department store, Elder Beerman would hand out $25 gift certificates to the...
Merry Christmas everyone! I’ve finally taken a break from my sweatshop to do what I love most and that is to write. I haven’t done...
Do you know there’s an actual website that counts the deaths and injuries that occur on Black Friday? Since 2006, they’ve given an overall total...
Who invents prayers? I don’t mean the “please God, let last year be the last year I must hide the Elf on the Shelf” or...
Normally for Halloween we are pretty good about getting the boys costumes about 2 weeks in advance. It’s not obnoxiously early and there is still...
As I sit in our vacation home, someone already had Say Yes to the Dress on the tv. I promised myself I wouldn’t watch shit...
I’ve stayed at a ton of hotels in my lifetime, thanks to many years of business trips and occasionally a little to no lodging budget....
For each holiday, there are a few commercials that are played no matter how old they are. For instance, there are alway 2 commercials that...