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My Back Fat Is Jiggling!

It’s no secret, I’m always looking for the fountain of youth. Actually a fountain of youth under fifty bucks. So that budget essentially rules out Botox, Restylane, body augmentation, micro-sculpting of any sort, a personal trainer, and therapeutic massage. On Saturday, I tried this thing at the gym known as the Beauty Angel. It looks… Continue reading My Back Fat Is Jiggling!

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Family · Health · Ridiculousness

Gym Review- Planet Fitness

Look I’ll be real, I haven’t exactly been the picture of health over the last few years. Fortunately, I take 2 medicines that are appetite inhibitors and it served me well the first few years but now this showdown is currently happening in my body: Metabolism: I’m getting weaker, I can no longer handle here… Continue reading Gym Review- Planet Fitness

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Family · Health

An Assult on My Weight

As some of you may have read, I went to the doctor’s Monday where my doctor lovingly fooled me into believing I was pregnant. As part of the exam I had to get weighed in. I knew it was going to be bad, normally before the weigh-in I’m stripping off boots, chunky sweaters and anything… Continue reading An Assult on My Weight

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Getting to Know You · Health · Ridiculousness

5 Reasons Why I Don’t Like to Workout

Let’s just be real, exercising sucks. I figure that scientists will eventually figure out that some humans are wired to actually enjoy strenuous activity while others prefer watching these people strain. If you’re wondering what inspired this post, it was my son’s soccer game, sitting in 90 degree weather, melting along with the other parents… Continue reading 5 Reasons Why I Don’t Like to Workout

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Family · Health · Kids · Parenting

I Exercised Tonight and it Sucked

Yep, that title pretty much sums it up. I exercised tonight and it sucked. I would like to think today is the first day of consistently working out but to put this in perspective for you, I haven’t worked out this much in 6 years. So to say I’m taking baby steps is an understatement… Continue reading I Exercised Tonight and it Sucked

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