To say I’m athletic is to say that the John Legend and Chrissy Teigen holiday special was magical. Both are a lie and it’s ok...
Tag: family
Look, I’m just going to be real with you guys, I don’t find any pleasure in cooking. I can count on one hand the number...
Full disclosure, I had no idea that sloths were known for moving super slow. It took the Geico commercial for me to realize this. Today,...
This post is purely an attempt to procrastinate from cleaning my house today. So, I’ll need you guys to add lots of comments to keep...
We are currently sharing a house with our friends and their 2 sons who are both under the age of 10. I honestly believe you...
When I sit down with God in Heaven (because I’m going there damn it) we will probably assess how many hours I spent doing X...
When I was growing up, we would get a bat in our house annually each summer. Someway, some how, these ass holes always showed up...
You know when you think something is a really good idea but once you are in the good idea, you’re like ‘why the hell did...
If you are easily offended by the F-bomb, please skip this post. This post is a bitch fest of how I feel right now. My...
I have a few obsessions in this world and when I get going on them, I can’t stop thinking about them, writing about them, pinning...