To say I’m athletic is to say that the John Legend and Chrissy Teigen holiday special was magical. Both are a lie and it’s ok to accept it. This is the second dodgeball game I’ve attended. First with my oldest and now my youngest (9-years-old) had his this evening. It’s held in their gym and… Continue reading Hot Mess Plays Dodgeball
Look, I’m just going to be real with you guys, I don’t find any pleasure in cooking. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been excited to make something. Cooking to me is a chore and whoever coined the phrase, “a woman’s place is in the kitchen,” should go down in… Continue reading I Hate Cooking
Full disclosure, I had no idea that sloths were known for moving super slow. It took the Geico commercial (from this year) for me to realize this. Today, my work had a family fun day on site and had the zoo animals come visit us. “They better not bring a snake,” I said about 10… Continue reading Sloths are the Best!
This post is purely an attempt to procrastinate from cleaning my house today. So, I’ll need you guys to add lots of comments to keep me busy and away from cleaning today. I know I need to and I will but for now, let me live in the fantasy world that my house will somehow… Continue reading My Procrastination Post
We are currently sharing a house with our friends and their 2 sons who are both under the age of 10. I honestly believe you need to understand how a family lives before spending an entire week under the same roof. We hit the jack pot with regards to a great family to share a… Continue reading 5 Ways to be a Decent Human Being When Sharing a Vacation House
When I sit down with God in Heaven (because I’m going there damn it) we will probably assess how many hours I spent doing X amount of activities in my lifetime. Eventually he’ll come to the topic of laundry. “Angela, 36% of your life was loading, folding and putting away laundry.” “What? No! Seriously?” I’ll… Continue reading Why Aren’t There Robots to do Laundry?
When I was growing up, we would get a bat in our house annually each summer. Someway, some how, these ass holes always showed up and wreaked havoc on our family every summer. Here is my childhood home. Built in 1920, it had 4 bedrooms, 1.5 baths and a chimney bats flocked to like it… Continue reading The Bats
You know when you think something is a really good idea but once you are in the good idea, you’re like ‘why the hell did I think this was a good idea?’ I’ll give you a few examples of events that are a good idea before you actually experience them: A family reunion A symphony… Continue reading Timeline of a Children’s Sleep Over
If you are easily offended by the F-bomb, please skip this post. This post is a bitch fest of how I feel right now. My ancestors are truely pissing me off right now, like for real. Their choice in lifestyle has made it borderline impossible to find the info I need. As some of you… Continue reading My Ancestors Are Pissing Me Off
I have a few obsessions in this world and when I get going on them, I can’t stop thinking about them, writing about them, pinning about them or bringing them up in any given conversation. It’s almost a social awkward issue at this point. My current obsessions include the following: blogging tiny houses baby groot… Continue reading My Latest Obsession- Ancestry