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Hurricane Irma Headquarters

So your’s truely has been just like a hurricane headquarters. All day, I’ve been begging my mother and cousin to get out before the hurricane. Despite a mandatory evacuation, my mother was pretty much like….. This obviously presented issues since her area was under a mandatory evacuation. At one point I text her the following:… Continue reading Hurricane Irma Headquarters

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Family · Parenting · Super Hot Mess

Hurricane Irma

I think it was about a week ago when we caught word that a second hurricane was making its way to America. I thought, ‘this is just the media, making things drama and this will dissipate.’ But it hasn’t. In fact, it is estimated to be very catastrophic which sucks a lot because my mother… Continue reading Hurricane Irma

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Family · First World Problems · Pop Culture

How To Get Free Solar Eclipse Glasses

My co-worker yesterday was sweet enough to purchase solar eclipse glasses for the department since we would be at work when it happened. She purchased 5 for $20. While I thought this to be a good deal, my cheap-ass always thinks you can find a better one. I googled “free solar eclipse glasses” and 5… Continue reading How To Get Free Solar Eclipse Glasses

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I Ate My Twin In The Womb

Tuesday, on my commute home from work, I had a little itch on the right side of my lower scalp. I itched it like I normally would and felt something protruding from my head. “Wait, that’s not supposed to be there,” I said out loud. I continued to feel my head while gingerly surveying the… Continue reading I Ate My Twin In The Womb

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Ridiculousness

How Do My Children Eat So Much?

As I type this my 8-year-old is working on snack #1. He’ll probably end up tapping out at around 4 snacks this evening. My oldest, the 12-year-old, isn’t even done with his dinners yet. Despite a steak dinner at 6:30, he’ll probably have dinner #2 then begin his parade of snacks, stopping around midnight. Like… Continue reading How Do My Children Eat So Much?

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A Trip Down Memory Lane

I thought it would be a fun post to share with you guys a few pics from my past and comment on all of them. I grew up in an Italian-American household so several of the pics are from those events. Enjoy! Picture 1   This was I believe a birthday party held in honor… Continue reading A Trip Down Memory Lane

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Hot Mess And Babysitting

My son wants to earn enough money for a desktop computer which is roughly $300-$400. Good luck, I barely make enough to feed you guys and pay utilities. I sent out social media notices that my son was looking for babysitting gigs. Sure, he would hit his brother’s head on any given day but for… Continue reading Hot Mess And Babysitting

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Making Money

My oldest wants to make money, nah…he wants to do nothing and make money. He’s really starting to piss me off too. Here is the conversation we had last week: “Mom I wanna make money to buy sweet shoes at Dick’s. What can I do?” “Lemme thing…umm….oh, the downstairs closet needs cleaned out!” “Ok, how… Continue reading Making Money

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Hot Mess’s First Time Drunk

Here is a chapter out of my book I thought I would share with you guys. I was inspired by my son who took 1 sip of champagne tonight at dinner and declared he was drunk. So adorable. My first REALLY drunk experience was shortly after I turned 21. I had gotten painfully drunk on… Continue reading Hot Mess’s First Time Drunk

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Family · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness · Short Stories

My Sister’s Keeper

First let me say, I love my sister S so much. She’s 8 years younger than me though she’ll still seem cute to me, even when she’s 70. Sure, we still get in fights. Especially this little doozie for my 40th. There are 2 more installments before that one, should you want to read the… Continue reading My Sister’s Keeper

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