Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess Plays Dodgeball

To say I’m athletic is to say that the John Legend and Chrissy Teigen holiday special was magical. Both are a lie and it’s ok to accept it. This is the second dodgeball game I’ve attended. First with my oldest and now my youngest (9-years-old) had his this evening. It’s held in their gym and… Continue reading Hot Mess Plays Dodgeball

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Fall · Family · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

I Hate Cooking

Look, I’m just going to be real with you guys, I don’t find any pleasure in cooking. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been excited to make something. Cooking to me is a chore and whoever coined the phrase, “a woman’s place is in the kitchen,” should go down in… Continue reading I Hate Cooking

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Work

Sloths are the Best!

Full disclosure, I had no idea that sloths were known for moving super slow. It took the Geico commercial (from this year) for me to realize this. Today, my work had a family fun day on site and had the zoo animals come visit us. “They better not bring a snake,” I said about 10… Continue reading Sloths are the Best!

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Summer

5 Ways to be a Decent Human Being When Sharing a Vacation House

We are currently sharing a house with our friends and their 2 sons who are both under the age of 10. I honestly believe you need to understand how a family lives before spending an entire week under the same roof. We hit the jack pot with regards to a great family to share a… Continue reading 5 Ways to be a Decent Human Being When Sharing a Vacation House

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Why Aren’t There Robots to do Laundry?

When I sit down with God in Heaven (because I’m going there damn it) we will probably assess how many hours I spent doing X amount of activities in my lifetime. Eventually he’ll come to the topic of laundry. “Angela, 36% of your life was loading, folding and putting away laundry.” “What? No! Seriously?” I’ll… Continue reading Why Aren’t There Robots to do Laundry?

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Timeline of a Children’s Sleep Over

You know when you think something is a really good idea but once you are in the good idea, you’re like ‘why the hell did I think this was a good idea?’ I’ll give you a few examples of events that are a good idea before you actually experience them: A family reunion A symphony… Continue reading Timeline of a Children’s Sleep Over

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Getting to Know You · Kids

My Ancestors Are Pissing Me Off

If you are easily offended by the F-bomb, please skip this post. This post is a bitch fest of how I feel right now. My ancestors are truely pissing me off right now, like for real. Their choice in lifestyle has made it borderline impossible to find the info I need. As some of you… Continue reading My Ancestors Are Pissing Me Off

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Family · Ridiculousness

My Latest Obsession- Ancestry

I have a few obsessions in this world and when I get going on them, I can’t stop thinking about them, writing about them, pinning about them or bringing them up in any given conversation. It’s almost a social awkward issue at this point. My current obsessions include the following: blogging tiny houses baby groot… Continue reading My Latest Obsession- Ancestry

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