After over a decade of having to move the little fucker that we know as the elf on the shelf, we were FINALLY able to...
Tag: Elf on the Shelf
When my good friend NC sent the following to me yesterday….. I knew it was about that time of the year to profess my utter...
It’s Christmas Even and I woke up in a panic. It was 6:30 a.m. and I don’t think I hadn’t hid the elf on the f’ing...
Relate For the WordPress prompt of the day, the word is RELATE. And I thought, ‘how can I bring up a topic that many people,...
Let me first say, I feel like a failure ALL-THE-TIME. I feel like I’m never doing well enough as a parent or a wife. I...
This elf began smoking at 12. After a ridiculously long day in the sweat shop…..ahem…toy shop….he would steal away with several other elves behind the...
And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just...
Because I’m a spaz and overly excited for Black Friday, I have begun to think about what to ask for, for Christmas. Don’t get me...
I have never kept this a secret but I despise, nay, loathe, the elf on the shelf. When I first started blogging, I even posted...
Last year one night I was becoming increasingly frustrated that my boys did not find my Elf on the Shelf efforts good enough. “Why didn’t...