Customer Service · Family · Ridiculousness

Well, Ikea is Wrong!

After a horrible flood a few years back, we are finally remodeling our basement again. Back in July, we bought a sofa from Ikea but it sat in our garage. Until now…. My husband and sons hauled it to the basement after the carpet was installed. My husband and my sister’s boyfriend put this monstrosity… Continue reading Well, Ikea is Wrong!

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Blogging · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Hedge Heaven

Let’s talk about interior and exterior design for a moment. Shall we? When it comes to decorating, I am all girl. I love pinks, florals, curves and pretty much anything romantic. When I die, I would like my coffin to be shabby chic, or resemble a tiny house. Which ever is cheaper, I’m flexible. When… Continue reading Hedge Heaven

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Ikea Catalog Drops Today

There are 2 things when it comes to home improvement and interior design that I’m obsessed with: tiny homes and Ikea. I’ve written on more than one occasion about both topics. I love me some tiny homes and I love me some Ikea. In 2015 when I found out my city was getting an Ikea,… Continue reading Ikea Catalog Drops Today

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Family · Kids · Ridiculousness

Basement Remodel Ridiculousness

Below is a short list of things I’d prefer to do in lieu of cleaning out our basement to remodel it: Complete a colonoscopy without sedation Give birth again Drink from the same glass a 105-year-old woman with cold sores was using Work at a daycare facility Express a fat labradoodle’s anal glands But I… Continue reading Basement Remodel Ridiculousness

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S*** Women Like · Summer

I Want a She-Shed!

Plain and simple. I want a she-shed. Now that Chi-chi has passed (God rest her soul), I am the only female in this house. I clean up piss from shotty aiming in the bathrooms. I find garments ranging from socks to underwear to shirts, lying on the sofa. After soccer tournaments, my stomach churns from… Continue reading I Want a She-Shed!

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Pop Culture · S*** Women Like · Vlog

Hot Mess Reviews House Hunters International

Oh my God, this has been a process, not gonna lie. But I’m not a quitter and I finally figured everything out. I have reviewed yet another House Hunters International in an attempt at vlogging. When I say I figured everything out, allow me to demonstrate what happened: At one point my computer just locked… Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews House Hunters International

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Getting to Know You · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff

I want to learn how to do build stuff. I know I’m not being very specific so allow me to elaborate. I don’t know how to fix shit or use power tools. They intimidate me and I have no idea where to get started. Just to give you a little background, you can read the… Continue reading I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

House Hunters Be Like

My sons and I were watching tiny houses last night and I burst out laughing as I usually do on a weekly basis. They looked at me like, “shut the hell up” but a little less intense. Honestly I think they are finally realizing this weekly outburst isn’t going anywhere. I just think of shit… Continue reading House Hunters Be Like

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Blogging · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

S*** Women Like- Pinterest

This is the first of what I hope to be a weekly installment. It’s about as creative as cubicle as I absolutely love watching S*** Girls Say and S*** Black Girls Say on YouTube and love the 2 books, “Stuff White People Like” and “A Whiter Shade of Pale”. Really, the videos and books are… Continue reading S*** Women Like- Pinterest

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Fall · Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants · Soccer

Failing at House Cleaning and Halloween

As I look around my house, I’m reminded of episodes of Hoarders. A tumbleweed drifts by, aka Chichi’s fur. Additional reasons my house looks like a hoarders’ paradise? A smelly shin guard and water bottle sit on the kitchen table we eat food off of. A pot my mother-in-law cooked us a meal in 2… Continue reading Failing at House Cleaning and Halloween

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