Blogging · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess Store

Ladies and gents I have an announcement to make. In about a week, I will officially launch a store section on my blog. Something I haven’t mentioned too often is I am a crafty mutha’ fucka’. I’ve sewn dresses, made jewelry and now making wonderful things for the house. Just in time for the holidays,… Continue reading Hot Mess Store

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Blogging · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Hedge Heaven

Let’s talk about interior and exterior design for a moment. Shall we? When it comes to decorating, I am all girl. I love pinks, florals, curves and pretty much anything romantic. When I die, I would like my coffin to be shabby chic, or resemble a tiny house. Which ever is cheaper, I’m flexible. When… Continue reading Hedge Heaven

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S*** Women Like · Summer

I Want a She-Shed!

Plain and simple. I want a she-shed. Now that Chi-chi has passed (God rest her soul), I am the only female in this house. I clean up piss from shotty aiming in the bathrooms. I find garments ranging from socks to underwear to shirts, lying on the sofa. After soccer tournaments, my stomach churns from… Continue reading I Want a She-Shed!

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Getting to Know You · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff

I want to learn how to do build stuff. I know I’m not being very specific so allow me to elaborate. I don’t know how to fix shit or use power tools. They intimidate me and I have no idea where to get started. Just to give you a little background, you can read the… Continue reading I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff

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Blogging · Family · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Pick My Office Chair

My husband doesn’t know this but he will be purchasing a desk chair for me for Mother’s Day. Right now, I blog from the kitchen table or on the sofa. I’d love to set up shop permanently at my desk in our front room. I have a beautiful grey desk with scrolled legs I bought… Continue reading Pick My Office Chair

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Ridiculousness · Vlog

Hot Mess & The Ridiculous House Hunter

So guys, I’m trying to teach myself filmora so I can incorporate some vlogging. What better way to learn then to review a ridiculous house hunter? It’s not been a secret that I find 50% of HGTV’s House Hunters ridiculous, especially when they tour a 700-year-old ruin and deem it “amazing”. Now go easy on… Continue reading Hot Mess & The Ridiculous House Hunter

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

House Hunters- White Trash Edition

I am embarrassed for all the people on House Hunters that say, “there isn’t any room for entertaining”. What are you, a fuckin’ party planner? Perhaps you’re a lounge singer and you’re gonna have everyone over to sing Tiny Bubbles (don’t google it, it’s sang by a man named Elvis Presley). I don’t want anyone… Continue reading House Hunters- White Trash Edition

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

House Hunters Be Like

My sons and I were watching tiny houses last night and I burst out laughing as I usually do on a weekly basis. They looked at me like, “shut the hell up” but a little less intense. Honestly I think they are finally realizing this weekly outburst isn’t going anywhere. I just think of shit… Continue reading House Hunters Be Like

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Family · First World Problems · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

My Imaginary Tiny House Journal

I don’t just like tiny houses, I LOVE tiny houses. I watch every Tiny Luxuries and House Hunter-Tiny House edition there is, as well as the sole documentary on Netflix about a kid building his own tiny house. Why Netflix doesn’t have any other tiny house series is beyond me. In addition to the tv… Continue reading My Imaginary Tiny House Journal

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Customer Service · Kids · Soccer · Summer

Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

This post is a a bunch of miscellaneous so I apologize for the ADD like qualities of it. Look….a shiny squirl…… The Lump So as I wrote here, I have a gigantic, 1.5″ in diameter lump on the right side of the back of my head. The doctor (not my doctor as she was off… Continue reading Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

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