Folks, we have an issue. Like a church on a Sunday morning, where the faithful have their arms raised up praising God, my son has...
Tag: Christmas
Let me first say, I feel like a failure ALL-THE-TIME. I feel like I’m never doing well enough as a parent or a wife. I...
Seriously I want to ask you guys this. Have any of you ever received a brand new (not used) luxury car with a gigantic red...
I’ve posted night 1 and night 2 of the Elf on the Shelf, adult version. I hope you’ve gotten a little chuckle. Night 3 This...
My friend NC and I had planned a Cricut day for 2 weeks. What’s a Cricut? It’s the machine I was obsessed with this spring,...
This elf began smoking at 12. After a ridiculously long day in the sweat shop…..ahem…toy shop….he would steal away with several other elves behind the...
And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just...
When I ask most Americans if they’ll be shopping on Black Friday, I get a “hell no” as a response. Yet when I go out,...
Because I’m a spaz and overly excited for Black Friday, I have begun to think about what to ask for, for Christmas. Don’t get me...
Dear God (head down, pinching skin between my eyes, shaking it back and forth) if I get 1 more God damn Christmas newsletter, I am...