When you go on Etsy, the following question should appear before continuing: HAVE YOU HAD MORE THAN 3 DRINKS? Like weed, porn and alcohol websites,...
Tag: Christmas
After over a decade of having to move the little fucker that we know as the elf on the shelf, we were FINALLY able to...
Without fail, we got the same ridiculous, braggy Christmas letters. You know the ones where they tell you everything good that happened in their lives....
Are you guys as relieved as I am that Christmas is over? Now don’t get me wrong. I absolutely love Christmas. I love the lights,...
I went shopping on Black Friday, actually Thanksgiving eve. For the past two years, my 14-year-old has gone with me. This year, his girlfriend accompanied...
You’ll be able to download this post via the PDF below, should you wish to disperse to all neighbors who feel it’s appropriate to still...
Merry Christmas everyone! I’ve finally taken a break from my sweatshop to do what I love most and that is to write. I haven’t done...
About a month ago, I showed up at work with this little nugget of a wine glass: No…I didn’t bring wine to work, I just...
So how’s everyone’s Christmas shopping doing? I’m 90% done but as of this morning, I was only at 75%. Thank God for Amazon Prime, am...
Is it just me or does every fuckin’ think go wrong or break at Christmas? Perhaps you’re a lucky one and December leaves you with...