To say I’m athletic is to say that the John Legend and Chrissy Teigen holiday special was magical. Both are a lie and it’s ok...
Tag: children
Dinner time in my house is something of a cluster and I’m partially to blame. One of the most uncomfortable feelings for me is going...
Ok, obviously I don’t think my children are ass holes. I love them more than life itself. If anything, I use ass holes as a...
This is what my husband jokingly says to our 12, almost 13-year-old. “You think you’re ready for the title?” So then they wrestle until P...
I am a mom of 2 boys (9 and almost 13). Parenting has become so much easier. Occasionally however, I come across a mom (I...
As many of you know, my husband and I are kid free till tomorrow night. Our wild shenanigans have involved watching tv on the sofa,...
You know when you think something is a really good idea but once you are in the good idea, you’re like ‘why the hell did...
And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just...
So folks, I had a Pure Romance party last night and it did not disappoint in providing laughs and an oppourtunity to drink way too...
Yesterday was the start of our journey an hour and 40 minutes away, to participate in a soccer tournament for both sons. I did have...