This post is a a bunch of miscellaneous so I apologize for the ADD like qualities of it. Look….a shiny squirl…… The Lump So as I wrote here, I have a gigantic, 1.5″ in diameter lump on the right side of the back of my head. The doctor (not my doctor as she was off… Continue reading Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School
….that’s 2nd grade math homework, to be specific.
I wanted so badly to share this with you guys yesterday but I was running on 2 hours of sleep and the only thing going through my mind all day was, ‘bed, bed, bed, bed.’ Yesterday both of my sons started school. P started middle school which you all know I am completely petrified about,… Continue reading Hot Mess Learns About Sexting In Middle School
You know how when you have something really scary planned and you are accepting of this fate up until a week, a day, a few hours until it’s here? And your suddenly like, “oh fuke, I signed up to jump out of a plane” or “oh snap, I’m getting induced tomorrow” or “Jesus, my son… Continue reading The Sex Talk With My Son
I am having some major anxiety about my oldest, P, going to middle school this year. I have only 1 frame of reference and that frame of reference is mine. It’s bad; really bad. So I thought we would take a stroll down memory lane and I could regale you in my nightmare, I mean… Continue reading Hot Mess Memoir Middle School Chronicles- Part 1
I’m sure you all remember it growing up. The butterflies in your tummy when you received your school supply list and that annual trip with your parent(s) to the grocery store to get all of your fresh school supplies? You run the pencils under your nose like you would a well-made cigar. You slowly zip… Continue reading My Story of How F****** Stressful It Is To Buy School Supplies