I’ve Been Sick But I’m Back Bitches!

I feel like I haven’t posted in forever. I’ve been sick. Not like a man cold where I feel like I’m on my death bed but a hard core cold. I was borderline snorting Airborne while repeating the mantra, “I will not get sick. I can’t get sick. I will not get sick. I can’t get sick.”

But I did get sick.

Getting sick is THE WORST. Considering you have about 4.5 days off when in the first year of your job, you can’t afford to take any days off. Then the slap in the face is when you come to work coworkers are like “why didn’t you just stay home?”

Oh, I’m sorry ass hole, last time I checked I didn’t even have enough days to make a full week so yeah, your gonna walk through my coughs and I will sneeze on the copier. Bye!

Despite choking down Airborne, this was the first time Airborne didn’t work. It has ALWAYS worked for me just not this time.

After using 225 tissues complete with aloe vera, my nose entered that horrific, crusty stage. It’s that stage where you look like you have boogers hanging out of your nose but it’s really dry skin from blowing it so much. Suddenly I’m smuggling in tweezers to work, prepared to pull the dry skin from my nose. But then I’m like, “am I going to scar from this?” I rubbed hand lotion into my nose but then I looked like an extra from Silence of the Lambs.

So yeah, I was sick but after about 5 days it’s gone, thank the baby Jesus! I’m back and ready to blog my little crusty nose out! Happy Monday all!