Please know when I call you guys bitches, it really is a term of endearment….really. I tend to call everyone bitches when I’m happy, relieved, etc. I guess here is the start:
I sent my Glass Door review about my former employer: Sonya’s Southwest Paradise. It’s essentially an incognito bitch slap. It’s not rude, or childish or really any emotion embedded into review. Just a good overview of what it was like to work there and how much it sucked.
My new awesome boss was like, “hey, you guys….you worked hard this week. Just take off when your work is done.” This was at 1:45…I repeat…1:45!
‘For real? I’m not copying.’ Is what I wanted to say.
This was the second Friday I was allowed to peace out before 3. My last job was more along the lines of a Bangladesh work camp. If you came in at 8:20 a.m., under no circumstance were you to leave one minute before 5:20 p.m. After all, a cowboy may be in need of ostrich boots for the rodeo and you can’t keep the cowboy waiting.
So here I am in the wonderful ambiance of Starbucks, typing this for you, dear reader. I was a little worried at first because there wasn’t 1 table available. Why? Because 1 nerd sat in the middle of the bar, a set of douches sat in the middle of the community table and spread out all of their shit and 3, as we speak, another set of douches took 2 tables and put them together, COMPLETELY oblivious that they were taking place settings for 4 people when they were only 2. I threw my stuff down at a table outside, completely huffing and having a mild meltdown. 3 minutes later a mother/daughter duo were walking out. Without even shutting my laptop, I hauled ass back inside to claim my now comfy seat.
So who knows how this weekend will be. We have soccer which will consume most of our Saturday and 2 birthday parties, 1 being at World of Bounce. I’m sure you give 2 shits about my plans so really, no idea why I am telling you all of this.
Ok, I’m going to take my grande venti skinny hot icy green purple red double shot tea and go home now. Happy Friday and may all of you have a better weekend than me!
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