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The Winter Storm and Wal-Mart

I woke up today at 9:46. As I came down, my husband sat on the sofa looking at me, ready to say his new tag line when I sleep in. “Well….well…..well….” he said in a sing song voice. “Mom I need my snow pants. Where are my snow pants? I want to go out to… Continue reading The Winter Storm and Wal-Mart

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Holiday · Ridiculousness

New Years Eve Dream Vs. Reality

Couldn’t help myself, I needed to show you guys this picture that was actually in a CVS bathroom. I felt it set the mood for a festive New Years Eve. The Fantasy I have always had this fantasy on what New Years Eve should look like. I think the Love Boat, Days of Our Lives or… Continue reading New Years Eve Dream Vs. Reality

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Blogging · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture

It’s Extravagant, Therefore I Must Partake

I would never in a million years, pay for Trans-Siberia orchestra tickets on my own. Hell, I never attend concerts because I can’t bring myself to even pay for concerts I like. So at work today when I was handed 6 free Trans-Siberian Orchestra tickets and a parking pass, who am I to turn them down?… Continue reading It’s Extravagant, Therefore I Must Partake

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Blogging · Holiday · Kids · Parenting

It’s My Birthday Today!

I turn 41 today. Honestly I wish I was saying I’m turning 21 or 31 but I guess 41 will have to do. I told myself I would sleep in on my birthday, instead I got up at 7:52. About 5 minutes later, I heard my 9-year-old stirring. ‘Oh how adorable! He wants to be… Continue reading It’s My Birthday Today!

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Blogger Bombshell on Christmas

-yearWow…Christmas. It was a very good Christmas, really, everything went perfectly. Just…one….thing….I haven’t told everyone about my blog. I don’t know how a lot of people will take it since I don’t hold back when writing. I’ve told only a few however there are still close family members that don’t know. We’ll get to that… Continue reading Blogger Bombshell on Christmas

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess’s Christmas Eve

It’s Christmas Even and I woke up in a panic. It was 6:30 a.m. and I don’t think I hadn’t hid the elf on the f’ing shelf last night. Last night, my husband and I dared each other to watch IT. Though not the scariest movies I’ve seen (that’s reserved for the Exorcist), it had been… Continue reading Hot Mess’s Christmas Eve

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A Miraculous Nightmare- Christmas Shopping Last Minute

I knew going into a large lifestyle center (that’s basically an inside/outside mall) 72 hours before Christmas as well as Wal-Mart would be a nightmare. What I was unprepared for was what I would like to call a miraculous nightmare. Container Store “So it’s so easy, you just pull into the parking place, call them… Continue reading A Miraculous Nightmare- Christmas Shopping Last Minute

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Ridiculous Gift Guide Courtesy of Facebook Selling Wall

I think about 25% of people posting something for sale on Facebook don’t “get it”. This is the place you post things like electronics in good shape, furniture or perhaps antiques. Instead, you get anything and everything. So, for you last-minute shoppers, I present to you a perfectly curated selection of gifts that are still… Continue reading Ridiculous Gift Guide Courtesy of Facebook Selling Wall

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting

Relate- Who Hates the Elf on the Shelf? Me Too

Relate For the WordPress prompt of the day, the word is RELATE. And I thought, ‘how can I bring up a topic that many people, especially parents, can relate to?’ Then I’m like, ‘oh yeah, the f’ing Elf on the Shelf! Perfect!’ For those of you stopping by via the WordPress Word of the day… Continue reading Relate- Who Hates the Elf on the Shelf? Me Too

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