My oldest had me laughing on one of our first days in Florida at the supermarket. He’s like, “let’s be real, does anyone really live in Florida all year?” “No, I don’t think so.” It’s so f’ing hot here! I mean, my God how do people survive in any other month other than December in… Continue reading Do People Live in Florida?
If I could marry this hotel I would. If a hotel was a spirit animal, this would be it. I love this hotel so much. But Hot Mess, you haven’t even told us where you are! Oh gosh, sorry! I’m in Bethesda, Maryland at the Canopy Hotel by Hilton. P has a soccer tournament here… Continue reading I Want to Marry This Hotel
I am embarrassed for all the people on House Hunters that say, “there isn’t any room for entertaining”. What are you, a fuckin’ party planner? Perhaps you’re a lounge singer and you’re gonna have everyone over to sing Tiny Bubbles (don’t google it, it’s sang by a man named Elvis Presley). I don’t want anyone… Continue reading House Hunters- White Trash Edition
One thing I talk about often in my blog is my inability to be civil while hungry. If I say, “I’m hungry” to my family, it elicits no less than one “uh-oh” as they look around the room for the nearest escape route. If you kept me fed, I’m as happy as a little lark.… Continue reading The 5 Levels of Hangry
I like wine, red wine to be exact. After finding a great article in Forbes magazine that slapped a seal of approval on Black Box Wines that became my table wine. But there are many bottled wines I enjoy drinking. Being that I’m 41, I thought perhaps it might be time to adult and use a… Continue reading Adulting Lesson #1: Aerating a Bottle of Wine
There is only 1 thing I miss from my iPhone and that’s the ability to see when someone is responding to my texts. A few of you know this but I went from a Samsung Note to an Apple phone and I couldn’t run back to Samsung Note fast enough. I was prepared to take… Continue reading 7 Ways to be a Decent Human Being Texting
I’m writing this in the hopes that someone out there has a genius way in helping me remember which word to use and when. I’ve had relatives correct my grammar and blogging friends, and I welcome the advice. Here are my troublemakers: Your vs. You’re Course vs. Coarse Are vs. Is Lie vs. Lay Effect… Continue reading Words I Misuse
My sons and I were watching tiny houses last night and I burst out laughing as I usually do on a weekly basis. They looked at me like, “shut the hell up” but a little less intense. Honestly I think they are finally realizing this weekly outburst isn’t going anywhere. I just think of shit… Continue reading House Hunters Be Like
I love that the WordPress prompt is tardy because it’s something that baffles me almost every week. How can someone have 8 Kids and make it to a dental appointment, on time, with kids in tow. Yet there are some out there whose sole responsibility is a plant and they have to reschedule their 1:30… Continue reading Tardy
The beauty of having your own blog and not being tied down to a niche, is being able to talk about anything and everything, including Excel v-lookup. V-lookup was a great mystery to me for years. One of my bosses tried to teach me but I couldn’t grasp the concept. I took classes but without… Continue reading 4 Steps to Rocking V-Lookup!