Rarely am I able to make it to school functions because the school thinks we’re all trust-fund babies and don’t need to work for a...
Category: Family
I have a family, you probably have a family. It’s only fitting to have a family category. Since many posts are fueled by the silly that occurs in my home, I place family posts in this category.
Look, I’m not an idiot when it comes to fast food. Not everyone working in this industry is a graduate of Stanford or has the...
Using my 400 Writing Prompts, I thought explaining lightning to a five-year-old could be an interesting topic, especially because I have no idea how to...
Because I’m annoyed right now, this is going to be a particularly angry post. I’m writing angry but then again, sometimes my most favorite posts...
It’s my birthday and I’m 43-years-old! I really don’t feel like I’m 43 but according to the birth certificate, I am. That being said, I...
Are you guys as relieved as I am that Christmas is over? Now don’t get me wrong. I absolutely love Christmas. I love the lights,...
My immune system is so strong that if I licked the floor of a subway car then finished it off with a glass of toilet...
My son turned 11 this past Thursday. Against my better judgment, I suggested Kalahari water park in Sandusky, Ohio for his birthday. I’m officially kicking...
As I sat in the auditorium this evening of my son’s high school, being briefed on taking college courses while in high school, the dread...
I went shopping on Black Friday, actually Thanksgiving eve. For the past two years, my 14-year-old has gone with me. This year, his girlfriend accompanied...