Look, I’m not an idiot when it comes to fast food. Not everyone working in this industry is a graduate of Stanford or has the...
Author: hotmess
Now, this should go without saying, I would never, ever attempt to send a letter to scam someone. This is just my attempt to write...
When I need a two-minute laugh break at work, I go to my spam folder and peruse the fine emails I’ve received. Some come from...
Using my 400 Writing Prompts, I thought explaining lightning to a five-year-old could be an interesting topic, especially because I have no idea how to...
Because I’m annoyed right now, this is going to be a particularly angry post. I’m writing angry but then again, sometimes my most favorite posts...
In my twenties and some of my thirties, I worked for a fashion brand that was part of a conglomerate of brands, including a well-known...
Without fail, we got the same ridiculous, braggy Christmas letters. You know the ones where they tell you everything good that happened in their lives....
It’s my birthday and I’m 43-years-old! I really don’t feel like I’m 43 but according to the birth certificate, I am. That being said, I...
Are you guys as relieved as I am that Christmas is over? Now don’t get me wrong. I absolutely love Christmas. I love the lights,...
My immune system is so strong that if I licked the floor of a subway car then finished it off with a glass of toilet...