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One Great Monday!

I know…I know….I’m a real ass hole for suggesting a Monday to be “great”. Usually, I’d rate Monday’s between soul-sucking, all the way up to “meh”. But no, seriously, today was a great Monday! I Don’t Believe the Scales So I hit the scales in my bathroom. As every Monday goes, I disrobe, take off… Continue reading One Great Monday!

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Health · S*** Women Like

My Back Fat Is Jiggling!

It’s no secret, I’m always looking for the fountain of youth. Actually a fountain of youth under fifty bucks. So that budget essentially rules out Botox, Restylane, body augmentation, micro-sculpting of any sort, a personal trainer, and therapeutic massage. On Saturday, I tried this thing at the gym known as the Beauty Angel. It looks… Continue reading My Back Fat Is Jiggling!

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Family · Health · Ridiculousness

Gym Review- Planet Fitness

Look I’ll be real, I haven’t exactly been the picture of health over the last few years. Fortunately, I take 2 medicines that are appetite inhibitors and it served me well the first few years but now this showdown is currently happening in my body: Metabolism: I’m getting weaker, I can no longer handle here… Continue reading Gym Review- Planet Fitness

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Family · Health

An Assult on My Weight

As some of you may have read, I went to the doctor’s Monday where my doctor lovingly fooled me into believing I was pregnant. As part of the exam I had to get weighed in. I knew it was going to be bad, normally before the weigh-in I’m stripping off boots, chunky sweaters and anything… Continue reading An Assult on My Weight

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Day 1 of Hunger- I’m Dying

As you may or may not have read, I joined Weight Watchers a few nights ago and today I started eating like I’m on a diet. While eating lunch, I decided to log onto Weight Watchers and see how many points I’d be allowed for the day and enter my current caloric intake. I was… Continue reading Day 1 of Hunger- I’m Dying

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S***, I Joined Weight Watchers

When I drink, I would like to say I become braver, a bit bolder. Sometimes when I see a problem, I immediately swoop into action, ignoring the possible consequences. I’m only aware of what I’ve done when the next day, I awake to 1 or more of the following: I have 50+ likes on Facebook… Continue reading S***, I Joined Weight Watchers

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Pop Culture

The Hot Mess Diet- Week 1

Who’s with me? We’ve had a week to gorge our brains out with New Years, the holidays, etc. Ok guys, I’m tired of my muffin top. I’m tired of looking at my pictures and wincing in pain at my stomach and/or my double chin. How many times have you looked at a selfie or a… Continue reading The Hot Mess Diet- Week 1

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Day 1 of Dieting

I promise you guys this, this will be the last time I mention a diet. This isn’t a fitness/health blog. I just find some funny in my views about it since I’m essentially dreading everything there is about a diet. Lunch Adjustment Now normally in the morning when I make my lunch, I layer on… Continue reading Day 1 of Dieting

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At What Point Do You Really Diet?

When is the point where you aren’t just saying you are dieting but actually begin to eat healthy and exercise? I’m talking about that moment you don’t think about exercising but actually start exercising and continue to do it…..consistently. When is the breaking point? My breaking point came twice in my life when 2 idiots… Continue reading At What Point Do You Really Diet?

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Red Bull and Jimmy Deans

The title describes why I’ve gotten a bit, shall we say “curvy” over the past 6 months. My parade of food and drink came to a screeching halt at my son’s soccer game yesterday when my other son said, “I can see your belly button.” “What? No, no you can’t,” I protested. My husband stared down at… Continue reading Red Bull and Jimmy Deans

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