I’ve been attending black Friday since I was able to drive. The local department store, Elder Beerman would hand out $25 gift certificates to the...
Tag: Thanksgiving
Who invents prayers? I don’t mean the “please God, let last year be the last year I must hide the Elf on the Shelf” or...
I’ve slacked big time. It’s 11:22 and I’ve been home for hours. What is wrong with me? It’s fuckin’ Black Friday and I’m typing this...
Ahhh, Black Friday, Black Friday, how do I love thee? Yes, I’m one of those crazies out there and yes, I am unapologetic about it....
As I look over to see my 100 year old chihuahua shitting tiny little dollops of poo in 5 different places, I try to block...