Hello hot messes! How are you? I’m on glass #1, sitting by the fireplace in a red velvet jacket smoking a pipe. JK, I’m in...
Tag: soccer
I’ve been shit on, puked on and lastly, peed on. My first experience was when I brought home my adorable newborn. Unbeknownst to me, apparently...
When I was around 10, my very Italian, very Catholic father thought it be a good idea I be an alter girl. He had been...
My title pretty much says it all. Over the weekend we traveled with 9 sets of parents to an out of town tournament 1.5 hours...
Things have gotten heated at soccer games before. These altercations have resulted in parents being removed from the sidelines, the coach getting a yellow card,...
Well folks I officially joined the ranks of oblivious people today. I hate saying this because there is nothing more I hate than these types....
As many of you are experiencing summer’s wrath, I too am sweating in places I didn’t know had sweat glands. Even now I cringe knowing...
I have no way to spell this sound I am making so I will describe it to you. I’m currently doing a gurggle/hissing sound right...
Because 5 days a week wasn’t enough of our time spent doing something soccery (it’s a new word, look for it in Websters), we were...
I am confident that over the past 48 hours my husband has either walked under a ladder, pissed off a black cat or danced on...