When I first came across the Cricut machine at Jo Ann’s I blew it off as some contraption only used by women obsessed with scrap...
Tag: soccer mom
I’ve always dreamed of going to the Kentucky Derby but doing it right with a beautiful hat and being in a VIP suite to watch...
Let’s get down to brass tacks ladies and gents. I am fallin’ behind with soccer mom paraphernalia. The other moms on my sons’ teams have...
Hello hot messes! How are you? I’m on glass #1, sitting by the fireplace in a red velvet jacket smoking a pipe. JK, I’m in...
I’ve been shit on, puked on and lastly, peed on. My first experience was when I brought home my adorable newborn. Unbeknownst to me, apparently...
I have no way to spell this sound I am making so I will describe it to you. I’m currently doing a gurggle/hissing sound right...
As some of you may know we were in Cincinnati for soccer tournaments #3. Last week I was declared “da’ boss” by my husband and...
My title pretty much sums it up. I’m sitting at my table attempting to concentrate on this post while my sons talk NON STOP, NEVER...
There is 1 truth no matter who you are in this world; 2 truths if your child plays soccer. First, your gate will be gate...
A few days ago I wrote about the debacle that was my son’s soccer games. The attached link will walk you through the hot mess: Soccer...