Let’s get down to brass tacks ladies and gents. I am fallin’ behind with soccer mom paraphernalia. The other moms on my sons’ teams have...
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Our neighborhood is a party whenever it gets the slightest bit warm. As I type this, there are bonfires in peoples driveways, neighbors walking around...
Here is part 1: Hot Mess Goes To The Water Park- Part 1 Reluctantly I got my sensible, mom bathing suit on and checked my lady...
Hello hot messes! How are you? I’m on glass #1, sitting by the fireplace in a red velvet jacket smoking a pipe. JK, I’m in...
I’ve been shit on, puked on and lastly, peed on. My first experience was when I brought home my adorable newborn. Unbeknownst to me, apparently...
I wrote this last night, posting this morning. My sons fight like their lives depend on it. It’s as if you’ve combined the Bachelorette and...
About a month ago I received a letter home from my 8 year old’s teacher about a wax museum. Basically, each of the 21 kids...
I love when people use the phrase killing it. “Girl, you are killin’ it with your diet!” “I killed it at Christmas!” “I’m kinda’ killing...
I took several pics last week that I found pretty funny so I thought I would share them with you. Enjoy! Ok, I go through my son’s...
Last night was awesome! I managed to score suite tickets for the second time in a week to see an OSU hockey game. I don’t...