Oh Snapchat. I need some Snapchat support right now. My son begs me on a weekly basis to allow him to get Snapchat. I have...
Tag: moms
The title explains it all. It happened 50 minutes ago and I feel like the biggest ass hole on Earth. There are no words to...
Let’s get down to brass tacks ladies and gents. I am fallin’ behind with soccer mom paraphernalia. The other moms on my sons’ teams have...
Our neighborhood is a party whenever it gets the slightest bit warm. As I type this, there are bonfires in peoples driveways, neighbors walking around...
Here is part 1: Hot Mess Goes To The Water Park- Part 1 Reluctantly I got my sensible, mom bathing suit on and checked my lady...
I am so annoyed right now and this is going to be a complete whine fest. Nothing is working and everyone won’t go to sleep....
Hello hot messes! How are you? I’m on glass #1, sitting by the fireplace in a red velvet jacket smoking a pipe. JK, I’m in...
When the idea came to me I was so giddy I could practically spit glitter. That was 8 hours ago. Now the ideas are flowing...
I’ve been shit on, puked on and lastly, peed on. My first experience was when I brought home my adorable newborn. Unbeknownst to me, apparently...
I wrote this last night, posting this morning. My sons fight like their lives depend on it. It’s as if you’ve combined the Bachelorette and...