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Ferrets Would Make Better Weather Forecasters

Last night, I did something I will never, ever, ever do again: go to the grocery storm the day before a massive winter storm. The parking lot was 100% full and upon entering the store, 15 checkout lines stretched to the middle of the aisles. As I entered the bread aisle, I thought about saying… Continue reading Ferrets Would Make Better Weather Forecasters

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10 Reasons Why Winter Isn’t So Bad

Two weeks ago, I wrote about why January is the armpit of the year, because it is. I hate January and it’s my least favorite month, followed by February. Yesterday, as I was finally shaving my sasquatch-like legs, I realized that there are some positives to winter. Sure, if God came down and said I… Continue reading 10 Reasons Why Winter Isn’t So Bad

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Rants · Ridiculousness

10 Reasons Why January is the Armpit of the Year

I hate January so much it’s not even funny. I’ve tried to be positive about the month, tryin’ to find the positive about it but you know what? There isn’t anything good about January. Now mind you, I’m talking about January in Ohio, not Southern California or Florida. So if you live in any of… Continue reading 10 Reasons Why January is the Armpit of the Year

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Family · Rants · Super Hot Mess · Work

The Commute From Hell

I want to line up all owners of over-sized, pick-up trucks that drive like maniacs on unplowed streets and slap each of their faces. Once I get down the line, I want to stand there like a little dictator and scream, “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?” My commute last night was what nightmares are made of. My… Continue reading The Commute From Hell

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