I am like a Goddamn gremlin. What is my problem? I should not have wine and Facebook after 11 as I have proven time and...
Tag: hot mess
I don’t know if I’m about to start my period but I want to whine a little so grab your cheese and let’s do this!...
Just when I was getting a little worried I wouldn’t be able to find the right ass hole to write about, Madonna comes out of...
Ok, everyone put your imagination caps on. The below is a direct result of my dilemma today. I want you to envision those cliche, AS SEEN...
Let me be clear, when I am hungry I am a nightmare. I cannot think, work diplomatically or essentially function like a normal human being....
I love when I go on a site that has compiled “the best of local blogs” or blah, blah, blah and the last post was...
Ok so here is the deal: my oldest P had to pick a hero in his life. He chose my husband on the basis of...
My son brought home his adorable journal for the month of April. I always enjoy reading his entries because they are sweet and innocent….. “I...
Wow, where do I begin? It’s just too much juiciness to know where to start. Background. Yes, I’ll give you a little background. For anyone...
My owner has fallen off the wagon. It’s the worst it’s ever been. I was awoken today to find a young boy comparing his height...