I went shopping on Black Friday, actually Thanksgiving eve. For the past two years, my 14-year-old has gone with me. This year, his girlfriend accompanied...
Tag: Black Friday
I’ve been attending black Friday since I was able to drive. The local department store, Elder Beerman would hand out $25 gift certificates to the...
Do you know there’s an actual website that counts the deaths and injuries that occur on Black Friday? Since 2006, they’ve given an overall total...
When I ask most Americans if they’ll be shopping on Black Friday, I get a “hell no” as a response. Yet when I go out,...
I’ve slacked big time. It’s 11:22 and I’ve been home for hours. What is wrong with me? It’s fuckin’ Black Friday and I’m typing this...
Because I’m a spaz and overly excited for Black Friday, I have begun to think about what to ask for, for Christmas. Don’t get me...
I’m really not a complainer. I always repeat this mantra when posting things like this. Half the reason I post a list of complaints is because...
My sons and husband are currently watching the Buckeye/Michigan game. Watching football to me is on par with watching 4 hours of CSPAN. I don’t...
Ahhh, Black Friday, Black Friday, how do I love thee? Yes, I’m one of those crazies out there and yes, I am unapologetic about it....
As I look over to see my 100 year old chihuahua shitting tiny little dollops of poo in 5 different places, I try to block...